GOAT SIMULATOR 3 NSW

Pilgor’s baaack in this ridiculous, chaotic, and hilarious sandbox sim! Gather your flock and venture into Goat Simulator 3, an all-new, totally realistic sandbox experience that puts you back in the hooves of nobody’s favorite female protagonist. That’s right, Pilgor is back, and this time other goats are joining in too. You can invite a friend in local or online co-op, create carnage as a team, or compete in minigames and then not be friends anymore. Get ready for another round of udder mayhem. Lick, headbutt, and wreck your way through a new open world in the biggest waste of your time since Goat Simulator! Goat Simulator 3 won’t tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but will simply provide you with the means to be the goat of your dreams.

DISCLAIMER: Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local flock? Probably not. Learning about real goats from David Attenborough or something would be absolutely the smart thing to do.

The Goat Simulator 3 bundle includes the base game, plus unique remastered trash from Goat Simulator 3 – Downgrade digital DLC throughout the story, and a couple of spicy new additions: Remastered Trash: – Play as old-school Pilgor – Full Tank Armor (MMO) – Zero Goat Skin (GoatZ) – Space Helmet & Suit (Waste of Space) – Skins of Don Pastram i, Valentino Salama i, Dolph Spaghetti & Humphrey Ciabatta (Payday) – Digital Soundtrack – 3D Printing Files: – Pilgor – Tony Shark – Goat Tower – Trinket